Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of...

Or, better yet, set up your iPhone to the following options:

It’s no more complicated than that.

And now that you know that, that having been said.

IT’S LATE, AND I HAVE TO GET UP VERY EARLY.

One, is because they want or need something from you.

And that’s it.

And two, is because they aren’t finished yet.

Tell the narcissist to suck a dick.

With the fuckening of your life, that is.

There is only one thing that you can do.

And, two alone.

“Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice messaging system”.

They want to finish the job.

But, there are precisely TWO reasons.

I’M NOT GOING TO WAX POETIC, OR TYPE A THESIS ON THIS ONE.

Why do narcissists keep calling on the phone after years of separation?